Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Newsflash: Cockroaches in hiding, sneak attack conspiracy theory likely!

There have been fewer than 5 cockroaches spotted in the kitchen today. However, there has been no evidence that any have died or migrated to a new location. Intelligence suspects the cockroaches are hiding in the stove in preparation for a late night sneak attack on the bread left out on the bench this morning. More details will be posted as they become available.

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